French Election Win Proves that eating Offal and Onions Makes you Smarter

Hazar! The ignorati who converted the British Parliament speaker’s box into a drop-toilet, and the Whitehouse into a moonshine distillery, have failed to storm the Bastille. The Guardian reports:

“The pro-EU centrist Emmanuel Macron has won the French presidency in a decisive victory over the far-right Front National leader, Marine Le Pen, and vowed to unite a divided and fractured France…Macron, 39, a former economy minister who ran as a “neither left nor right” independent promising to shake up the French political system, took 65.1% to Le Pen’s 34.9%, according to initial projections from early counts.

His victory was hailed by his supporters as holding back a tide of populism after the Brexit vote and Donald Trump’s victory in the US election.”

I, for one, am happy to see that our planet’s descent into a nationalist, fascist shit vortex floating through space is no longer a forgone conclusion. What are your thoughts?

Author: intNerdThings

Writer of iNT.

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